Conversation with a 6, 7 and 8 year old

Today, Ryan, Grace, Ali (a neighbor girl) and I were hanging out in the kitchen when Ryan asked, would you rather eat poop or die? This began a series of intellectually stimulating "Would you rather..." questions.

1) The first question: Would you rather eat poop or die?
2) Would you rather eat poop or destroy the house?
3) Would you rather eat poop or kill me?
4) Would you rather eat poop or never eat again? (Do we see a pattern here?)
5) Would you rather have ten toes on each foot or three butt cheeks?
6) Would you rather have three eyes or three legs?
7) Would you rather have three eyes and three legs or have your butt where your face is and your face where your butt is?

Here were my answers: For 1-4 I chose eating poop. 5-This one was tough. Either one would require clothing to be specially made. If I had three butt cheeks, everyone would stare at my butt and, as Ali pointed out, there would be two cracks which would require double wiping. If I had twenty toes, would Mike still like my feet? Hmmmm...I think I would still have to go with the 20 toes. 6-My answer would depend on the location of the third eye. Probably I would choose the third eye unless it was on my face. In that case, I might choose a third leg. 7-I think I would rather have three eyes and three legs.